While I slithered out of my mother’s body with a full head of hair, the piranha infestation didn’t happen until I was five.
"My mother gave me one of her you're crazy looks and insisted the Toledanos family never had a man living in a mobile home in their back yard."
"My sister and I took the bus to Camden. She wanted to go to the market and finger through the pseudo-goth shit, but I wouldn’t let her."
"‘Wait… Wait…’
Nice tie. Nice. Slick as a brick. Gucci, only the best. Cost a ton and a half, but worth it."
"Jerry didn’t want me to open the door, but I did it anyway."
